Nahi Aati To Unki Ya ….
Nahi Aati To Unki Yaad Mahino Tak Nahi Aati;
Magar Jab Yaad Aate Hain, To Aksar Yaad Aate Hain!
~ Hasrat Mohani
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Magar Jab Yaad Aate Hain, To Aksar Yaad Aate Hain!
~ Hasrat Mohani
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Tujh Se Pehlay Jo Ik ….
Tujh Se Pehlay Jo Ik Shakhs Yahaan Takht Nasheen Tha;
Usko Bhi Apney Khudaa Honey Ka Itna Hee Yaqeen Tha!
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Usko Bhi Apney Khudaa Honey Ka Itna Hee Yaqeen Tha!
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Mr. Smith went to th ….
Mr. Smith went to the Doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results.
Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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Receptionist: “I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife`s. Frankly, that`s either bad or terrible.”
Mr. Smith: “What do you mean?”
Receptionist: “Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith: “That`s terrible! What am I supposed to do now?”
Receptionist: ”
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Mujhse Poocha kisi n ….
Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge…….??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya…..
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.
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ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge…….??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya…..
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.
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Girl: “Mera Kal Fast ….
Girl: “Mera Kal Fast Tha”…
2nd Girl: “Lucky Girl”, Mera Wala To Hamesha hi slow Rehta Hai…”
O teri yeh to Non Veg hogaya
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2nd Girl: “Lucky Girl”, Mera Wala To Hamesha hi slow Rehta Hai…”
O teri yeh to Non Veg hogaya
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A boy was teaching m ….
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl’s dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.
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ab yaar itna girls k ….
ab yaar itna girls k liye post krta hu 😛
ek post boys k upar 😛
Difference between real boys n fb ones
1) real name:-keshav,bhimrao,yogendra,lokendra
Fb:-rocky,smarty,yogi,smarty
2)bachpan se lekar ajtak kbhi apne family ko gm wish nahi kiya hoga but friendlist mein add har bandi ko personally gm wish karenge:P
3)real mein toh padhtey hai nhi but fb par last nyt we did group studies likhkar ek pic zarur sem se pehle update karenge:D bhale lyf mein bicharo ne books dekhi bhi na ho:P
4)pura din ghar par soye rehne par bhi status dal
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ek post boys k upar 😛
Difference between real boys n fb ones
1) real name:-keshav,bhimrao,yogendra,lokendra
Fb:-rocky,smarty,yogi,smarty
2)bachpan se lekar ajtak kbhi apne family ko gm wish nahi kiya hoga but friendlist mein add har bandi ko personally gm wish karenge:P
3)real mein toh padhtey hai nhi but fb par last nyt we did group studies likhkar ek pic zarur sem se pehle update karenge:D bhale lyf mein bicharo ne books dekhi bhi na ho:P
4)pura din ghar par soye rehne par bhi status dal
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