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Day1- Me: bhaiya Cha ….

May 12, 2016 Mangya Leave a comment

Day1- Me: bhaiya Chandni chowk chaloge?

Autowala: No

Day2- Me: Railway station?

Autowala: No

Day3- Me: Connaught place?

Autowala: No

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Day9- Me: India Gate?

Autowala: No

Me: bhopdike.. desh mars pe pahunch gaya aur tu kahin nahi ja rha

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Adult Hindi Jokes

At a party Guy : Thi ….

May 12, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

At a party Guy : This is Harbhajan Mann, Gurdas Maan, Babbu Maan, Sherry Maan

Himesh Reshammiya : Kitne Armaan MAAN MAAN MAAN MAAN

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It has been determin ….

May 12, 2016 Mandark Leave a comment

It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete’s abilities.

In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.

After sex, they glance at their watches and say, “Oops, gotta run!”

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Adult SMS Jokes

Doctor: I would advi ….

May 10, 2016 Froopy Leave a comment

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam, to take frequent baths, plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.

Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?

Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas; and afterwards to the mountains and to buy some new light gowns at once!

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Marriage jokes

Ram aur Raavan ka ba ….

May 10, 2016 Froopy Leave a comment

Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yaar bye.

Ram: Kya hua?

Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.

Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.

Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?

Ram: Dost nahi hai… Bata to sahi hua kya???

Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar… bas maje hi maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???

Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula li

continue ….

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Rajnikanth Jokes

True Story: . . I ….

May 10, 2016 Sharad Leave a comment

True Story:

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In bed,its 6:00 am, if u close ur eyes

for 5 minutes,

its direct 7:45

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but

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in lecture its 12:30, u close ur eyes for

5 minutes, its stil 12:31 ..

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Agree ?? 😛 😛

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Jokes

1 baat ne muje kal r ….

May 10, 2016 Sharad Leave a comment

1 baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diya

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Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?

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_/\\_ 170 hone chahiyein na..

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Hindi Jokes

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