A blonde got a job a ….

A blonde got a job at a local bar. On her first day she was late to work. Whe she arrives at work the bartender asks her as she walks in the door.


“How come you’re late?”


“It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.”


“What did you do?” asks the bartender.


“I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!”

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In a small town in t ….

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.


Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous…or what?”


“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.

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Three couples, an el ….

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.


The priest said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”


The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.


The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”


The old man replied, “No problem at all, Priest.”


“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the priest.


The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Well, were you able to absta

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