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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.


The priest said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”


The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.


The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?”


The old man replied, “No problem at all, Priest.”


“Congratulations! Welcome to the church!” said the priest.


The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, “Well, were you able to absta

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A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.


That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.


She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”


He looked up at her and said, “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married.”


She said, “That’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?”


He nodded and said, “Yes dear, I still remember.”


“Well, what was it?” she asked.


He responded, “As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I’m going

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