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Danny discovers his wife is cheating with another guy, so he goes to the guy’s wife and tells her about it.


“I know what we will do,” she says. “Let’s take revenge on them.”


So they go to a motel and take revenge.


After 10 mins, she says, “Let’s take more revenge,” and they take revenge again.


So like this, they kept taking more & more revenge…


After 5 times, Danny was lying spent, and she said, “Lets take revenge again.”
Danny said,”I cant… I have no more hard feelings left !!!!”

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A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised
& asks the bartender ..

“How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear & he will grant a wish”

This guy rubs the lamp & asks the genie ” I want one million bucks”

The genie says ” oaky in 5 minutes”

After 5 minutes thee are a million ducks.

This guy is irritated .. he goes to the bartender & says ” hey I didn`t ask the genie for million ducks .. I asked million bucks”

The bartender says, “Do u think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ???

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“I`ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other. “I`m filing for an divorce.”


“Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?” asked his partner.
“I found her supply of birth control pills,” said the first.


“Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can`t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin.”


“It ain`t just that,” stormed Frank. “I had a vasectomy over five years ago.”

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A woman walked into a sex shop to buy a vibrator. She asked the man at the counter, “Where are the vibrators?”
He said, “Follow me, come this way” by waggling with his finger.
She responded, “If I could come this way, why would I need a vibrator, you idiot ?”

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