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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.


“What`s that” he asked.


She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”


Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”


She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.


“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”


Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar

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Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?”
“A bird,” the guy replied.


The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, “I don`t know. I was laying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I`m here.”


Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her “What did you do to that naked fellow?

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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, “Do you have a condom?”


Donald frowned and said, “No.”


Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.


“Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


“Yes, we do,” the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put the

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A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.


“Care to go upstairs and have a shag?” the husband asked.


“Shhhh!” said the bride, “All the neighbours will know what we`re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?”


So the following night, the husband asks, “I don`t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?”


“No, I definitely shut it”, replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.


When she woke up however, she was feel

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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.


The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday.”


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,”How did you do over the weekend?”


“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”


“17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?”


“I used

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