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Poor Mildred was a 9 ….

Poor Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

“On a woman,” the doctor said, “your heart would be just below your left breast.”

Later that night, Mildred wa

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All of these are leg ….

All of these are legitimate companies, who didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear! They are hysterical! These are not made up. Check them out yourself!


1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.
Their Web site is: www.whorepresents.com


2. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views.
Their website address is: www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ‘Pen Island’.
It can be found at: www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try ‘Therapi

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