'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Be careul what u purchase online.



A person spent 100$ for a p@n@s enlarger &

the bastards sent him a magnifying glass.



With instruction “dont use in sunlight.. 😀 😛

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman, Banta, charges him Rs 25. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.


After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and Tandoori Chicken. Banta charges him Rs 50.


After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, “That was the best chicken I’ve ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.”


“No problem,” says Banta. “He’s upstairs with my wife.”


“What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” asks the man.


“Probably the same thing I’m doing to his business down here!”

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Positive Orgasm: O yes, oh yess, yess!


Negative Orgasm: O no, oh noo, noo!


Spiritual oragasm: Oh God, oh God, I’m comin…


Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi.. Nahii.. Nahiiinn!!!


Rock ‘n’ Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby.


Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey… F**k me hard… Yeahh Babby… come on…


Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga. aayi aaayi… Aaayiii gaa!!


Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy!!!


Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan… mari gai… mari gai… aaahh!


South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo… Aaiiyo… Aaiyayyo!
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The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.


“Mr Smith, don’t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you’ll meet and be married in no time!” says the Matchmaker.


“Don’t bother,” replies Mr Smith, “I’ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs.”


“That’s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.”


“I said ‘two sisters,’ I didn’t say they were MY sisters!”

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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing! Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.


She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior Center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She replied, “Are you nuts? You are about 73 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”




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