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They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye –
very young, ravishing and delectable.


As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.


She scanned the menu yet again, and said, “To begin, I’ll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees I’ll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la carte order of asparagus tips. For dessert, just bring the cart.


Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite,

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A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her — knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.”
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:
“Just so you know

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Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married.


Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.


“So what did you think?” he asks.


“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is much better.”


Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.


“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”


The second guy replies, “You were right.”

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The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um… little sailor can’t salute anymore.


She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad for her.


The doctor thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, “Listen, I don’t do this for everyone, but since your husband’s on his way out… Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed.”


The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went.


The lady blushes, smiles and says, “Well I put thirty drops in his milk

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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises their hand.

The teacher says, “See it`s long neck? What animal has a long neck?”

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.

“Very good Sally,” the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands.

“See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?”

Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra.

“Very good Billy,” the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the s

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