Secretary to boss: A ….
Secretary to boss: All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.
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Santa walks into the ….
Santa walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whisky and he drinks one and pours the other shot on his hand. He did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him, “Why is it you drink one shot and pour the other on your hand? Santa replies, “I’m getting my girl friend drunk!”
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One day, when Johnni ….
One day, when Johnnie came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.
He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something useful.”
Johnnie went up to his room. A little later, Johnnie’s mom went up to his room to call him for dinner. She opens his door and sees him playing with himself.
She says, “Johnnie, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”
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He said, “We’re learning about sexual education.”
She smiled, and said, “At least he’s learning something useful.”
Johnnie went up to his room. A little later, Johnnie’s mom went up to his room to call him for dinner. She opens his door and sees him playing with himself.
She says, “Johnnie, when you’re done with your homework, supper’s on the table.”
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Two brothers have a ….
Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York.
Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the Rockettes, and others. Eventually, they make their way to Coney Island.
As they stroll down the beach, taking in all the newness of America, they see a very large billboard that reads: “HOT DOGS,” with a big arrow pointing down to a little hot dog stand. Being hungry and seeing that having an American hot dog
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Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the Rockettes, and others. Eventually, they make their way to Coney Island.
As they stroll down the beach, taking in all the newness of America, they see a very large billboard that reads: “HOT DOGS,” with a big arrow pointing down to a little hot dog stand. Being hungry and seeing that having an American hot dog
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Instead of learning ….
Instead of learning unconditional Love, Faithfulness, Honesty and Loyalty from dogs –
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the only thing we learn is their ‘Postion’!
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the only thing we learn is their ‘Postion’!
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Father: My 5 yrs. ol ….
Father: My 5 yrs. old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant.
Dr: How?
Father: He took a pin and punched holes on all my Condoms.
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Dr: How?
Father: He took a pin and punched holes on all my Condoms.
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Santa and Banta meet ….
Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, “How have things been going?”
Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, “I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd”
Banta says in amazement, “Hey; you don`t stutter any more.”
Santa, ” Y..ee.sss, I ww..e..nn..ttt to a ddd.o.c.ttt.o.rrr. aa.n.ddd h.ee t.oo.l.dd mm.e t.h.aa.ttt i.ff I s.pp.e.a.kkk.. s.ll.o.w.ll.yyy I w.i.llll nn.o.tt sss.t.u.t.t.e.rrr
Banta congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.
Ww.e.lll mm..y fff.i..a.n.c.eee a.n.dd I ww.e.r.e ss.i.
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Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, “I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd”
Banta says in amazement, “Hey; you don`t stutter any more.”
Santa, ” Y..ee.sss, I ww..e..nn..ttt to a ddd.o.c.ttt.o.rrr. aa.n.ddd h.ee t.oo.l.dd mm.e t.h.aa.ttt i.ff I s.pp.e.a.kkk.. s.ll.o.w.ll.yyy I w.i.llll nn.o.tt sss.t.u.t.t.e.rrr
Banta congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.
Ww.e.lll mm..y fff.i..a.n.c.eee a.n.dd I ww.e.r.e ss.i.
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