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A father and his three beautiful blonde daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own business and ignored the girls.
While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and says,
“If you don`t do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry.”
Fearing for his life, he did it with her. Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too

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Santa, who had been away on an official trip in a small town, got a message from his company that his trip has been prolonged for an extra month.


He was already getting bored with the town. It seemed as if they rolled up the streets and turned out the lights by ten o’clock and over the course of the extra month he was getting very homesick. Finally, he gave in to temptation and visited the local brothel on the outskirts of town.


He entered and handed the madam thousand rupees and requested, “Can you give me the worst performing, most lethargic, disinterested whore in the house.”


The madam says, “Well yes, but for this kind of money,

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A blonde completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist.


She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to propose to him.


Her friend said, “You’re beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?”


“Because,” explained the blonde, “he is the first man that ever said to me ‘SPIT, don’t SWALLOW’.”

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Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn`t have any skin on it!”.

“I`ve been circumcised.”, the other replied.

“What`s that mean?”

“It means they cut the skin off the end.”

“How old were you when it was cut off?”

“My mom said I was two days old.”

“Did it hurt?”, the kid asked inquiringly.

“You bet it hurt, I didn`t walk for a year!”

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Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband.


Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi’s autobiography last night My Experiments with Truth. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.


Wife: What was the result?


Husband: I realised that I’m not a Mahatma!

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