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A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.

The first boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she ready?”

The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.

The second boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Joe, I`m here for Flo, we`re going to the show, is she ready to go?”

The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.

The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: “Hi, I`m Chuck”

The farmer shot him.

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Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding.


“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”


His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit her with the shovel!”

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Santa and Banta drove to a Petrol pump in a remote place for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered to anybody who purchased a full tank of petrol. When they went inside to pay, Santa asked the attendant about the contest.


The attendant said, “If you win, you`re entitled to free SEX,”

Santa asked how can he enter the contest.

The attendant explained, “Well, I`m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free SEX.”

So Santa filled up and asked to play the contest and said, ” I Guess 7.”

“Sorry I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant.

The next week, Santa and Bant

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The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.

Santa peered over his paper and asked “Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?”

“Certainly not!” exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper.

A short while later Santa looked across again and said “Would you let me f**k you for ten thousand rupees?”

After a brief pause, the woman replied “yes, I suppose I would.”

Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked “Would you let me f**k you for Rs 20?”

“Certainly not!” replied the young woman,

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Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.

He knocks on a door and says to the lady, “I’m collecting today… that’ll be five dollars.”

She says, “I’m a little short on cash, but I’ll gladly give you some great sex instead.”

Little Johnny agrees, “All right.”

He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down. To her surprise, she sees the biggest penis she’s ever seen.

Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of washers, and begins sliding them onto his penis.

The lady says, “You don’t have to do that… I can take all of it.”

“Not for five bucks, you can’t,” repli

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