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Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: “Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai?”


Shopkeeper: “Haan hai, boliye kitne de dun?”


Ladki: “Arey nahin, nahin… Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.


Shopkeeper: “Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?


Ladki: “Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena.”

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What would you do if u were this lady?
Lady: Hi, good afternoon.

Radio Station: Good afternoon, what can we do for you?

Lady: Please, I’ll like to get two tickets for the Maroon5 LIVE show this weekend.

Radio Station: Well, you’ll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air & make them believe it.

Lady: That’s ok.

Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?

Lady: Yes, I have a son.
Radio Station: Good, you will call your husband & tell him he is not the father of ur son.

Lady: Wow, that’s a big one.

Radio Station: Well it depends on how bad you wan

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Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm.


He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: “Hey Granddad, the bull is fucking the cow.”


Granddad informs Johnny that he won’t tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cow.”


A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: “Granddad the bull is surprising the cows.”


Granddad says to Johnny: “I’m pleased to hear that after my with you a few weeks ago you

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