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Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.


The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.


“By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”


“So”, says the second drunk, “What’s your point?”


“Well”, says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”

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Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.


“Don’t worry, lady,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”


Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:


“Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”

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A saleswoman from a major condom company was required to travel cross-country to meet a perspective buyer.

Her boss asked her to take about 100 condoms of various types with her. As she was running late for her flight, she simply stuffed them all into her briefcase.

The cab ride to the airport was delayed by traffic and she had just enough time to throw her ticket at the counter and run onto the plane.

As she jumped into the airplane, she dropped her briefcase and all the condoms flew out all over the floor in front of all the passengers and crew.

They all stared amazed at the display and then looked to the woman who said sheepishly, “I’m m

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At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a kiss too.”

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich.”

She says, “Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandw

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