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Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

St. Peter asked the girls, “Before entering you must answer this simple question.”

“Have you been a good girl?”, he asked the first girl.

“Oh yes”, she said. “I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married.”

“Very good”, said St. Peter. “Angel, give this girl …the golden key.”

“Have you been a good girl?”, he asked the second girl.

“Oh, quite good”, she said. “I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married.”

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There Are At Least eight types of orgasm for a woman.


1. The Optimist – Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes…


2. The Pessimist – Oh No, Oh No, Oh No…


3. The Confused – Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No…


4. The Traveler – Ahh, I’m coming, I’m coming…


5. The Religious – Oh God, Oh God…


6. The User – Ahh, More, More, More…


7. The Murderer – Ahh, If you take it out, I’ll kill you…


8. The Submariner – Mmm…Ohhh…Deeper…Deeper… Go Deeper!

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A guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her, he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it.

After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way, he won`t have to see her and won`t get too excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes.

He figures what he`ll do is tie his penis to his leg so when he sees her it`ll be tied to his leg and she`ll never notice it.

He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy.

He kicks her in the face.

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