Category Archives: Adult Jokes
“It’s a boy”, Pappu ….
“It’s a boy”, Pappu shouted. “A boy, I don’t believe it. I simply can’t believe it”!
And with tears rolling down his face, Pappu ran out onto the streets.
From here on, he swore that he’d never pick up another hooker in Thailand!
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And with tears rolling down his face, Pappu ran out onto the streets.
From here on, he swore that he’d never pick up another hooker in Thailand!
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Smoking one cigarett ….
Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers…FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
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Always trust the man ….
Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the one who buys you roses – the former is at least, honest about his intentions!
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Santa and Banta are ….
Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is – a single bed, no bedding. An outside room that has no furnishings. Just two wooden pegs on the wall, to hang clothes.
Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the p
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Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the p
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Santa, unable to sat ….
Santa, unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta’s advice.
While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta
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While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like Banta
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