Category Archives: Adult Jokes
John was looking for ….
John was looking for a little “action.”
He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac.
After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, John told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find “it.”
After a couple of minutes of “fishing around,” he finally said, “Look, it’s okay. She’s not here!”
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He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac.
After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, John told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find “it.”
After a couple of minutes of “fishing around,” he finally said, “Look, it’s okay. She’s not here!”
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Difference between e ….
Difference between eFuck and eRape?
A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
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A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
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In lane 1. Passionat ….
In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
AND THEY’RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It’s Bare Belly on t
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In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry
AND THEY’RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.
AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It’s Bare Belly on t
continue ….
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One lady delivered t ….
One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog… How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user… Wherever he goes his Network follows.
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Her hubby is a hutch user… Wherever he goes his Network follows.
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Teacher comes to cla ….
Teacher comes to class with a rose in her blouse & asks: What does Roses drink?
Boy: Milk
Teacher: No, roses drink water.
Boy: Oh, I didn’t know the stem is that long.
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Boy: Milk
Teacher: No, roses drink water.
Boy: Oh, I didn’t know the stem is that long.
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There are these thre ….
There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames.
So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend.
And she says, “I call my man 7-up.”
They ask her,” Why do you call your man that?”
She says, “Because he’s seven inches long and is always up.”
They ask the second girl what she calls her man.
She says, “I call my man Mountain Dew.”
They ask, “Why do you call your man that?”
She says, “Because he likes to Mou
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So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend.
And she says, “I call my man 7-up.”
They ask her,” Why do you call your man that?”
She says, “Because he’s seven inches long and is always up.”
They ask the second girl what she calls her man.
She says, “I call my man Mountain Dew.”
They ask, “Why do you call your man that?”
She says, “Because he likes to Mou
continue ….
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