Teacher: Start Compu ….
Teacher: Start Computer.
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?
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Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?
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Category Archives: Jokes
Breaking News: Vin ….
Big Ben to be named ….
Big Ben to be named “Elizabeth Tower” in honour of diamond jubilee of the accession of Queen Elizabeth II to the thrones of seven countries.
Quite a sex change.
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Quite a sex change.
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The world would be a ….
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
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White House receptio ….
White House receptionist to the president Obama, “Sir, someone has been calling time and again but not speaking anything”.
Obama: Wish him “Namaste”! He must be Manmohan Singh from India!
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Obama: Wish him “Namaste”! He must be Manmohan Singh from India!
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A kangaroo kept gett ….
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they`ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”
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A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
“How high do you think they`ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”
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1 Saasu maa Apne 3 D ….
1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye
dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…
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Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
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2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
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3rd day fir kudi..
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3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di…:/ :p
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dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya…
.
.
Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi
.
.
2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili..
.
.
3rd day fir kudi..
.
.
3rd damad ne socha “Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda” Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes
mili
Kaise..???
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Sasur ne di…:/ :p
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