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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:


“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined Rs. 50 the first time.”,

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Rs. 75. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of Rs.150. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”

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Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”

Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble. He therefore set soldiers at all entrances. The soldiers were under orders to hang those who lied about their purpose for wishing to enter.


The Mulla Nasruddin saddled his donkey and rode to the city.


At the gate a guard stopped him and asked his purpose in wishing to enter and warned him that a lie would result in his being hanged.


“This is good for I have come to be hanged.” said Nasruddin.


“You are a liar and will certainly hang!” said the guard


“Then you know I have spoken the truth and

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One Sunday morning Santa`s son burst into the living room and said, “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.

After dinner, Santa took him aside, “Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Priya is actually your half-sister, and I`m afraid you can`t marry her.”

Son was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, “Sonu said ye

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Banta was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Smack! The rooster disappeared under the car and up floated a cloud of feathers.

Shaken, Banta pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.

Banta, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him.”

“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”

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