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After a particularly ….

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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”

“Yes,” the golfer responded.

“Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?”

“Yes, I did. How did you know?” he asked.

“Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck c

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Johnny is a young bo ….

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Johnny is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, he manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Johnny to the doctor.

After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”

The next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.

“Mom!” Johnny yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”

“I know.” s

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John was sitting out ….

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John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

“You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!”

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

“How do *you* know, Sister?”

“My Mother Superior told me so”

“But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?”

“Don`t be ridiculous – of course I have never taken alcohol myself”

“Then let me buy you

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Ek Sharabi full tigh ….

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Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, “Sabse bada kaun?”


Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, “Mandir Bada.”


Sharabi bola, “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?”
Pujari: “Dharti badi.”


Sharabi, “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?”


Pujari: “Sheshnaag bada.”


Sharabi: “Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?”
Pujari: “Shiv bada.”


Sharabi: “Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?”


Pujari: “Parbat bada.”


Sharabi: “Parbat bada toh Hanuma

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An off-duty police o ….

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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.


The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.


“This guy must have screwed up the settings,” the off-duty officer thought.


A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets-each for not wearing a seat belt.

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