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A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.


“I didn’t know you could make tea,” said mum taking a sip.


“Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn’t find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter.”


“What!” exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.


“Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t use the new fly swatter. I used the old one.”

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When i was a kid my opinion was “Jerry is innocent and tom is cruel” but as i grew up i realised that “Tom is innocent and Jerry is a bastard” 😀

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It was a fine summer evening at the local pub in Dublin. The bar was about half full. In one corner two fellows sat drinking pints. One fellow asks the other “Now where are ya from, me lad?”

The second fellow replies “County Cork.”

The first fellow is amazed “Why that`s were I hail from too! What may be your family name, then?”

The second chap says “It be none other than O`Brien”

“Why that is my clan, too. What a small world. And to what school did you go?”

“I went to St. Brigits.”

“My God, So did I!!” exclaimed the first fellow loudly.

“So then, in what fine year did you graduate?”

“1954

continue ….

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