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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office.


“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”


“Well, ” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

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An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.


She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”


Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”


About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound.”

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A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn`t have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, “Oh, no. We`ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.”

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to

continue ….

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Santa leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he`s stopped by a police officer.

The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, “Good evening sir. We`re testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”

Santa replied, “I`m sorry, I can`t do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air.”

“In that case, I`m going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test.”

Santa said, “I can`t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.

The officer said, `Then you`ll have to get out

continue ….

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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.


“Everyone knows,” the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.”


“Oh really?” said the lifeguard, “from the diving board!?!?”

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