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A Mother-in-law deci ….

A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-law’s love her or at least appreciate her…


The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown.

Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law.


The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a City Honda, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.


She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, he too, in front of

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The homeowner was de ….

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.


“You did a great job,” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, in order to thank you, here’s an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.”


The painter thanked him and agreed to do that. Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.


Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, “What’s the matter, did you forget something?”


“Nope,” replied the painter. “I’m a man of my word. I’m here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.”

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Santa took his dog t ….

Santa took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.

“Your dog is overweight,” the vet said. “You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing fetch with him.”

“That’s impossible,” Santa replied. “I can’t play fetch with my dog.”

“Why not?” asked the puzzled vet.

“Because,” Santa said, “he can’t throw.”

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